Dave: Hello
Customer: wah wah wah?
Dave: For which bike?
Customer: wah wah
Dave: What year?
Customer: wah.
Dave: I don't have any of those.
Customer wah wah wah?
Dave: How much would it be if I had it? I don't know, I don't have it.
Customer: wah wah wah!
Dave: OK, you want to know how much I'd charge for a part I don't have?
Customer: wah !
Dave: OK.....a MILLION dollars!
Customer: wah wah wah?
Dave: Yep, a million bucks. Canadian.
Customer: wah wah wah?
Dave: That's just under a million bucks American.
Customer: wah wah wah...wah wah
Dave: Because, if I don't have it, it must be really rare. For something that rare, I want a million bucks!
Customer: wah wah wah WAH wah!
Dave: Yes, you probably CAN get it cheaper on EBAY. Why don't you try that? Bye!
Click.
Me: Did you enjoy that?
Dave: Yup.
~~~~~
Another stimulating customer encounter...at the Bike Shop.
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4 comments:
Lol'd all the way through. I could hear Dave's voice clear as a bell!!
Get a collection going, Kath. You're on to something.
And don't forget the HST on top of that million dollars -- Canadian.
Is this a wonderful country or what? :-)
Yuck, yuck. Is this Canadian humor (oh excuse me, humour)? And yes, Jo, this is a wonderful country. Can I come to your house and play?
Oooohhh, I hurt fro laughing so much!
Ann in Alberta
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