Friday, June 25, 2010

On the Phone at the Bike Shop

Dave: Hello

Customer: wah wah wah?

Dave: For which bike?

Customer: wah wah

Dave: What year?

Customer: wah.

Dave: I don't have any of those.

Customer wah wah wah?

Dave: How much would it be if I had it?  I don't know, I don't have it.

Customer: wah wah wah!

Dave: OK, you want to know how much I'd charge for a part I don't have?

Customer: wah !

Dave: OK.....a MILLION dollars!

Customer: wah wah wah?

Dave: Yep, a million bucks. Canadian.

Customer: wah wah wah?

Dave: That's just under a million bucks American.

Customer: wah wah wah...wah wah

Dave: Because, if I don't have it, it must be really rare.  For something that rare, I want a million bucks!

Customer: wah wah wah WAH wah!

Dave: Yes, you probably CAN get it cheaper on EBAY.  Why don't you try that?  Bye!


Me: Did you enjoy that?

Dave: Yup.


Another stimulating customer the Bike Shop.


Deborah said...

Lol'd all the way through. I could hear Dave's voice clear as a bell!!

Get a collection going, Kath. You're on to something.

Jo said...

And don't forget the HST on top of that million dollars -- Canadian.

Is this a wonderful country or what? :-)

DJan said...

Yuck, yuck. Is this Canadian humor (oh excuse me, humour)? And yes, Jo, this is a wonderful country. Can I come to your house and play?

Anonymous said...

Oooohhh, I hurt fro laughing so much!
Ann in Alberta