Him: Jeez, I've got a headache. Fixing that bike gave me a headache!
Me: Were you exposed to any bad fumes?
Him. No, but I set a rag on fire right in front of my face.....
Me: Would that be a highly flammable, chemical-soaked rag?
The End. Another deep conversation at the bike shop.
WHEELS. OFF. BUS.
5 hours ago