Even though I covered part of me with one hand and covered 82% of my eyes with the other, I still saw a flash of flesh.
Completely unbidden, the following words came to me.
(sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
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My belly is out of proportion,
My boobies hang down to my knees
My buttocks show signs of distortion,
I want my teen body back PLEASE.
Bring back, bring back,
O bring back my body to me, to MEEEEE
Bring back, bring back,
O bring back my body to ME!
My muffin top makes a tsunami,
whenever I shimmy or cough
I can't stand the visual whammy,
So next time I'll leave the lights OFF.
Bring back, bring back,
O bring back my body to me, to MEEEEE
Bring back, bring back,
O bring back my body to ME!
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And how was YOUR day?
